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| Staten Island Man Cuts Off His Penis, Throws It In A Toilet |
| 2020-12-31 |
| With a helpful picture of what a toilet looks like... [NY Post] - A man cut off his penis on Wednesday and reportedly threw it in a toilet at his Staten Island apartment, police and sources said. Reminds me of a song, actually. The 50-year-old man’s roommate called police at about 11:45 a.m. and told them that the man had cut his own arm, law enforcement sources said. It's just a flesh wound! Officers responding to an apartment on Main Street in Tottenville found the man with a wound to his right arm, which he said was self-inflicted, according to sources. The man later told EMTs that he cut off his penis and discarded it in an upstairs toilet, sources said. Thanks for... the tip? First responders confirmed the man’s genitals were gone and investigators found a massive amount of blood inside the second-floor bathroom, according to sources. Medical workers also discovered one of the man’s testicles was cut off, sources said. Lance Armstrong, is that you? The man told police he is bipolar and schizophrenic. He added that he has been without his medication for several months, sources said. It is not clear if his genitalia was found. Soon to be running track for the high school girl's team... |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #8 Who does he think he is, Lorena Bobbitt? |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2020-12-31 17:04 |
| #7 Ah, when we said, Balls out! we didn't mean... |
| Posted by: Eohippus Chumble8668 2020-12-31 14:41 |
| #6 How many balls in a typical all-male quartet? 24. You have an alto, a bass, and two teners. (Sorry, couldn't resist) |
| Posted by: gorb 2020-12-31 13:24 |
| #5 Having some fun at others expense.. But I wonder if his bipolar and schizophrenic personality is a Radical Aggressive Feminist? That could explain it .... given the fear of being constantly told "GO F___ yourself " and heard by the Feminist personality. The feminist personalty was just defending itself from possible rape.☻ |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2020-12-31 10:20 |
| #4 Very eunch fellow, little late to join the Vienna Choir. |
| Posted by: Ulens Noodleman7863 2020-12-31 05:01 |
| #3 At least this one fully committed. Caitlyn still has the equipment |
| Posted by: Frank G 2020-12-31 04:35 |
| #2 Caitlyn Jenner has a new friend. |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2020-12-31 04:29 |
| #1 Some rules are perforce nonnegotiable: One's tool is no longer untouchable -- Pursue with a keenness Your penis's cleanness! -- But never, you fool, is flesh flushable. |
| Posted by: Hupusoter Theremp1466 2020-12-31 02:40 |