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Cow-hugging, an alleged wellness fad, has people cuddling farm animals to relieve stress
2020-10-21
Posted by:Skidmark

#20  One cow to another:
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Moo.
Moo who?
Make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

/hattip

Thank you, thank you, remember to tip your cow.

And don't try the veal!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-10-21 23:08  

#19  The nights of sitting in a cow pasture in then rural Gwinnett county, debating the preferences of Schlitz, Bud, or Pearl beer.

Then running your 170 lbs soaking wet into a 800 lbs animal

Good times

Had Journey or Bruce banging on Blaupunkt out of 72 Cutlass
Posted by: Beavis   2020-10-21 22:55  

#18  I remember cow tipping in the 70's, neat idea but in practice it proved difficult to impossible, and it really pissed off the cow
Posted by: 746   2020-10-21 21:05  

#17  NOT a Lena Dunham story?
Posted by: Frank G   2020-10-21 19:15  

#16  Horse on Plane! Woman Takes a Pony, Her Emotional Support on American Airlines Flight Surprising Fellow Passengers (Watch Video)
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-10-21 18:10  

#15  "Therapy cows?" Don't that beat all? Can you take them with you on a plane?
Posted by: JohnQC   2020-10-21 17:55  

#14  First "hug a hoodie," now this
I blame David Cameron
Posted by: Large Cromoth9282   2020-10-21 15:02  

#13  Even dumber than goat yoga.
Posted by: Iblis   2020-10-21 14:18  

#12  Cows now complaining about how bad the hippy huggers smell.
Posted by: Regular joe   2020-10-21 13:00  

#11  Just get a dog.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2020-10-21 12:26  

#10  "Here, you can hug my 'not a steer' over in that pen by himself."
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2020-10-21 11:58  

#9  Farmer sings 'You Are My Sunshine' to Ivy the donkey as he rocks her to sleep
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-10-21 11:44  

#8  Let me recommend the calves who don't have ear tags yet.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-10-21 11:26  

#7  Obviously dreamed up by someone who never had to spend much time with them.
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-10-21 11:17  

#6  Too freakin' cheap to get a cat? Sheesh.
Posted by: Raj   2020-10-21 11:12  

#5  Waste of good ribeye and hanger
Posted by: Elmolump de Medici3375   2020-10-21 11:06  

#4  "I spent every night talking and laying with her in the barn and making sure she was healthy and happy."

'Laying' eggs with her? Talented couple.

Or does Farmer Bob mean country matters?
What, is he running on the Democratic ticket for Williamsburg VA?
Posted by: Gromotle Grock9886   2020-10-21 11:03  

#3  Poor cattle, having to put up with creatures dumber than them.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2020-10-21 11:03  

#2  You want leptospirosis? Because that is how you get leptospirosis.
Posted by: DarthVader   2020-10-21 11:01  

#1  Impatient pet cow moos loudly at farmer's window every day for morning hug
Posted by: Skidmark   2020-10-21 10:48  

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