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| POWERFUL: Protesters Spell Out 'Love' With Burning Homes And Businesses |
| 2020-06-02 |
| [BABYLONBEE] In a powerful display of their care for love and justice, protesters in Minneapolis burned the word "LOVE" into the city, arranging the inspiring message with homes and businesses set ablaze by their riots. Heartfelt and moving. "We just really wanted to show how much we care about love and social justice by burning this community into a powerful reminder of what it's all about," said local protester Jake Hernandez, who had flown in from Portland for the event. "Now, when police and fire helicopters fly over to try to restore order, they'll be inspired by our message of love and harmony." |
| Posted by:Lex |
| #5 /\ I wouldn't know. I've never watched one of his shows! |
| Posted by: Clem 2020-06-02 11:41 |
| #4 Actually, one of the few Bee offerings I don't find funny. Satire doesn't have to be funny; look at Colbert's career. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-06-02 11:35 |
| #3 On a positive note nearly 70% of Minneapolis residents have their Christmas shopping done! Wish I'd actually thought of that but saw it in a meme. |
| Posted by: Warthog 2020-06-02 11:11 |
| #2 NOTHING says LOVE like looting and burning down citizen's homes. (Except for the vandals letting themselves be shot in the process.) |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2020-06-02 11:03 |
| #1 Actually, one of the few Bee offerings I don't find funny. |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2020-06-02 05:20 |