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Can the coronavirus be spread through flatulence?
2020-04-21
[NYP] The smell may be hell but the mist could leave you pissed.

Two Australian doctors are weighing in about the spread of the coronavirus "down under" — whether it can be spread through farts, that is.

During Friday’s episode of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s "Coronacast," podcast, producer and host Dr. Norman Swan made a cautionary suggestion when it comes to particles of feces set adrift within a fart and the spread of COVID-19.

"No bare-bottom farting," Swan advised about posterior pandemic panic, in a measured, mildly amused tone.

"Luckily, we wear a mask, which covers our farts all the time," Swan said, referring to the protective aspects of pants, shorts, dresses, underwear and other garments. "I think that what we should do in terms of social distancing and being safe is that ... you don’t fart close to other people, and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare."

Meanwhile, Australian emergency physician Dr. Andy Tagg also floated the question via Twitter, asking, "So, can the bottom-based emissions of someone with coronavirus be silent and deadly?"
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  I bet this clown saw the study about the virus in the sewerage in Boston, and applied his magical, mystical thought powers to determine it could be transmitted through aerosolized ... fecal matter.
Posted by: Bobby   2020-04-21 16:37  

#6  BTW__ continuing y'days thread... stories like this are why I still hit Drudge once a day.... no other reason

Probably the only reason anyone clicks on them anymore.
Posted by: gorb   2020-04-21 14:49  

#5  At Oak Ridge we were required to call them Human Bioefluent Emissions
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2020-04-21 14:30  

#4  farts = origination of social distancing...
Posted by: Tennessee   2020-04-21 11:17  

#3  unfair dinkum, mate
Posted by: Lex   2020-04-21 09:01  

#2  What if I light my farts? Flame's gonna kill it, right?
Posted by: Raj   2020-04-21 08:53  

#1  Saw an article y'day that said air spread was via droplets, not aerosol. So assuming the farter is wearing pants and the fartee doesn't have his/her nose near the farters butt, it should be safe.

BTW__ continuing y'days thread... stories like this are why I still hit Drudge once a day.... no other reason
Posted by: Mercutio   2020-04-21 08:34  

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