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| Rantburg Med Alert: Vesper Vibrator Necklace Can Invade Bladder, Require Emergency Surgery |
| 2020-02-01 |
| MESA, AZ ( 3TV/CBS 5) - An Arizona woman is recovering from surgery after getting a sex toy stuck in her bladder. It's a case that stunned emergency room doctors and an OBGYN, and that woman spoke out to Arizona’s Family warning others about the product she used. She’s asked we keep her name anonymous. Her pleasure turned to pain in an instant. "Every time it went off it was like my entire abdomen was vibrating," the Mesa woman said. She was talking about her new Vesper Vibrator Necklace by the company Crave. She wore the sex toy around her neck out to dinner with her boyfriend, then used it with him when they got home earlier this month. She was only using it on the outside of her body as intended. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #11 I had one of those Vespers one time. It got good gas mileage. I don't see how you would get it stuck in your bladder unless you had a bad accident. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2020-02-01 17:40 |
| #10 OK then; so noted. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-02-01 16:47 |
| #9 Good grief! Eeeeewwwwwww . . . . And #7/8 Skid - I think she got one. ;-) |
| Posted by: Barbara 2020-02-01 12:50 |
| #8 *Snort!* Rantburg, gotta love it |
| Posted by: magpie 2020-02-01 11:33 |
| #7 Somebody needs an anatomy lesson. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-02-01 11:21 |
| #6 Somebody needs an anatomy lesson. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-02-01 11:20 |
| #5 "... the pogo stick, of course, A horse is NOT just a horse You're flat on your ass No joy for girl or boy (alas!) And on your stick you're impaling: Hay-romps now equal hay-baling And balling results in Man's (Unfortunate) Fall-ing!" |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-02-01 10:16 |
| #4 So that’s where that thing went |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2020-02-01 10:03 |
| #3 Zenobia, thou fool. 😀 |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2020-02-01 09:30 |
| #2 "Oh, yeah, and my Vespa!" |
| Posted by: Sheba Stalin6601 2020-02-01 07:24 |
| #1 Said Eve unto Adam, "Thou adder! That bastid's got stuck in my bladder" "Just how'd this occur?" Asked the nurse. "It's a blur... But I vaguely remember a ladder... A big bowl of chocolate chip batter... The pogo stick, of course..." |
| Posted by: Sheba Stalin6601 2020-02-01 07:21 |