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| Doctors issue medical warning against playing with your banana |
| 2020-01-24 |
| [NYP] Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate ‐ the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media. "It’s the closet thing to a blowjob," wrote one randy Redditor, who claims "he’s been doing it for years." However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. "You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection," Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin. "A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables," she said. "So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins." Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up "falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale." However, supporters of the organic orgasm inducer feel it’s too good to pass up. Subscribers to JackInWorld, the self-proclaimed "Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource," gave the "banana man" 4.5 out of 5 stars with 359 votes cast so far. The site also provides a tutorial on how to perform the act and even advised warming the peel for added effect. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #10 And in other hanging banana news... "Banana will be smeared on the execution ropes to soften them and ensure a smooth and quick hanging" |
| Posted by: Snang Thrinesh2108 2020-01-24 22:05 |
| #9 So, life's a big bore. Lemme flip A risque magazine, take a grip, And get me some action! A fatal attraction: A slip... and a clip... and a yip. Did I mention I'm hung like a horse... pistol... cartridge? Er, was. |
| Posted by: Snang Thrinesh2108 2020-01-24 21:54 |
| #8 Something of a twist on Besoeker's typical gun article. This is my banana, this is my gun. One is for shooting, the other for fun. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2020-01-24 19:28 |
| #7 EVERY COMMENTER ON THIS ARTICLE, BACK TO YOUR ROOMS. And put down that banana. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2020-01-24 18:27 |
| #6 ".. So it IS both a banana in your pocket and you ARE happy to see me..." |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2020-01-24 14:34 |
| #5 I wish I could unread that. Not what i was expecting. |
| Posted by: Vespasian Ebboting9735 2020-01-24 09:05 |
| #4 Something of a twist on Beserker's typical gun article. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2020-01-24 08:12 |
| #3 Don't do anything rash! |
| Posted by: Lex 2020-01-24 08:11 |
| #2 When I was young, lo, these many years ago, we just smoked our bananas.....um, somehow that didn't come out just right..... |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2020-01-24 07:53 |
| #1 I'm really old school on that one. Rosey Palmer gets the job done.... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-01-24 07:25 |