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Florida man accused of enticing alligator to bite him, pouring beer in its mouth
2019-10-09
[NEWS-PRESS] A Hobe Sound man is accused of enticing an alligator to bite his arm and pouring beer into the reptile's mouth after his friend caught the animal.

Timothy Kepke, 27, of the 6200 block of Southeast Croton Place in Hobe Sound and Noah Osborne, 22, of the 3000 block of South Kanner Highway in Stuart were both arrested Oct. 3 on one felony charge each of unlawfully taking an alligator.

In August, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission got a complaint about Kepke holding an alligator and enticing the reptile to bite his right forearm and then pouring beer in the animal's mouth, according to a FWC report.

After the beer is poured, the alligator aggressively reacts. The interaction was filmed, records show. A request for the video was not fulfilled Monday.

Officers said on Sept. 17 they went to Kepke's home, where Kepke told them he was the person in the video.

Kepke told officers Osborne caught the reptile with his bare hands along Ranchwood Street in Palm City about 10 p.m. Aug. 26. After Osborne caught the alligator, Kepke told officers he enticed it to bite him and then poured beer into its mouth.

The pair then released the gator alive, Kepke told officers.

Kepke also told officers he had a couple of beers, but wasn't drunk when the incident happened.
Most people couldn't do something that stoopid cold sober.
Posted by:Fred

#2  If the beer was Bud, I don't blame the alligator for biting.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-10-09 10:01  

#1  As long as the alligator reached home safely, what's the hassle ? Maybe his wife called the Fishy Wild Commission to complain.

"Mmmff... this yokel done gone got drunk agin, ayuh ! Why kin't you reign in thet Florida Man o' yours ? Keep 'im away from my Paulie ?!"
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-10-09 09:59  

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