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Zoo keeper impregnate’s female orang, says it was consensual | |
2019-07-28 | |
[PULSE.NG] A 38-year-old zoo keeper was filmed in full action by a series of hidden cameras put in place by the zoo’s security officials after doubts emerged about the man’s devious actions towards the zoo animals. "Some animals seemed sexually aroused when it was time to feed them" explains Akhiroel Yahya, employee of the zoo for 14 years. "But what made us most suspicious was when we discovered Marylin, our oldest orangutan, was pregnant. She has never been in contact with any other orangutans because of her aggressive nature, so it didn’t make any sense" he said, visibly troubled by the news. Confused zoo officials admitted that it took them sometime before being able to explain what had actually happened. "At first, we clearly did not comprehend what had happened," admits the zoo’s director, Abdoel Hakim. "Marilyn has been secluded for the past 10 years, it was a total mystery," he added. "It is only when we placed several hidden cameras that we learned the horrible truth" he admits, visibly angered by the whole situation. However, a poor excuse is better than no excuse at all... when confronted by local authorities, the offender denied any wrong doing on his part."He said everything he had done was consensual," explains police chief Abubakar Jaar. "He said he loved each and everyone of the animals and was very sorry he had impregnated the orangutan," he told local news hounds. "He says he did not know orangutans could get pregnant from humans," he added. If many experts believe the man could not have impregnated the female orangutan, some specialists claim a rare genetic predisposition could explain the unexplainable. "Contrary to popular belief, the orangutan species is much closer to the human species than chimpanzees. We share practically the same DNA code, with only minute differences, which could explain the orangutan falling pregnant from this man" explains Paleobiologist Bachtiar Pado Panghulu, of the University of Jakarta. Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species, leading us to believe they’re might have been a common ancestor to both species only a few hundred thousand years ago."
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Posted by:Fred |
#14 Planet of the Apes is a documentary from the future. |
Posted by: Hupaish Slutch5711 2019-07-28 23:34 |
#13 Orang + zookeeper = democrat |
Posted by: anymouse 2019-07-28 22:37 |
#12 "the second part is that the offspring is not infertile." Let's hope. |
Posted by: Iblis 2019-07-28 16:50 |
#11 But what made us most suspicious was when we discovered Marylin, our oldest orangutan, was pregnant. Likes the GOILFs, eh? His friends are going to tease him no end when they find out. |
Posted by: gorb 2019-07-28 16:36 |
#10 Horse + donkey = mule the second part is that the offspring is not infertile. If the offspring is unable to reproduce its not viable. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-07-28 14:25 |
#9 Isn't that the definition of a species? They can't breed with other species? Do we need to rethink? |
Posted by: Iblis 2019-07-28 12:09 |
#8 Something like this would explain Trump... /s |
Posted by: Glenmore 2019-07-28 11:27 |
#7 Can't wait to see the kid. |
Posted by: Lex 2019-07-28 09:18 |
#6 ... was engaged in 'animal husbandry' till he was caught at it. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-07-28 09:02 |
#5 Smash bestophobia! |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2019-07-28 08:51 |
#4 Is this what a pan-sexual is? (do I need to put a /sarc on that or do we need to wait for the next idiocy from academia to validate it?) |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-07-28 08:49 |
#3 There used to be this free local rag called the Boston Phoenix, which was infamous for basically running ads for all sorts of hookups. The first one my buddy mike ever showed me was 'Big bear looking for little cub to play.' I'll leave it to your imagination to figure that out. |
Posted by: Raj 2019-07-28 08:24 |
#2 He said he loved each and everyone of the animals He's been doing it to the giraffes too ?! No wonder they shy away from bananas now. Creep. Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species, - 'Experts' Apparently they ain't seen Georgia yet. |
Posted by: Dron66046 2019-07-28 06:54 |
#1 Is this the Indonesian equivalent of the Bee? |
Posted by: gorb 2019-07-28 04:37 |