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Man shot in groin by ex-girlfriend after breaking into her home
2019-03-14
[NYPOST] An Oregon woman shot her ex-boyfriend in the groin in self-defense after he forced his way into her home and threatened her, police said.

Michael L. Fouch, 32, broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home in Grants Pass early Monday, police told Oregon Live. The 31-year-old woman called police after Fouch arrived, and was on the phone with them when Fouch reportedly forced himself into her bedroom, where she had hidden with her child. She fired a shot shortly after.

When paramedics arrived, they saw Fouch maimed in the driveway. They took him to a hospital and treated him for his injuries before police booked him into the Josephine County Jail on suspicion of fourth-degree assault and menacing, officials said.

Fouch reportedly threatened his ex prior to breaking into her home. Police did not file any charges against the woman. A spokesperson from the Josephine County Sheriff’s Office was not immediately available for comment.
"I can say no more!"


Posted by:Fred

#9  Sigh, if only she had used a shotgun and took off his testicles , cracked his pubic bone , and called him a bad name. Of course the police these day might have fined her for the microaggression of name calling.
Posted by: Snavimble Bucket1794   2019-03-14 15:41  

#8  *Snicker* Cute, Zenobia F.
Posted by: trailing wife   2019-03-14 14:37  

#7  She, target acquired, was engagin'
And hit his most sensitive region.
"Hon, this one's for fun..."
"Yeah, and this one's my gun!"
It was harmful to unit cohesion.
Posted by: Cluper Hupereter4135   2019-03-14 10:40  

#6  Gun sex? I'll give you gun sex!
Posted by: Hupick Throsing2228   2019-03-14 10:30  

#5  "Did you miss me, honey?"
Posted by: SteveS   2019-03-14 10:10  

#4  Police did not file any charges against the woman.

Little surprising considering this is Oregon. Must not be near P'land.
Posted by: AlanC   2019-03-14 10:09  

#3  Fouch's only comment was "ouch"...and sonofabitch that hurts. Probably won't have to worry about using his ahem, manhood anytime soon.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-03-14 08:39  

#2  Needed to aim higher to prevent any recidivistic behavior.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-03-14 07:56  

#1  ...Betcha he'll remember that lesson.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2019-03-14 04:28  

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