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Detective facing the sack for farting on duty and repeatedly saying ‘c**t'
2019-03-02
[Metro UK] HT AOS. She seems nice
A detective who would break wind and use strong language around the police station could lose her job. DC Claire Fitzpatrick, 44, is accused of repeatedly using the word c**t and breaking wind in front of other officers.
In a bid to prevent herself being fired she said that the behaviour was part of a ‘culture of banter' at her village police station in Bedwas, south Wales.

She is accused of:
Farting outside her sergeant's office
Telling a suspect "you're driving like a c**t";
Asking a junior colleague if he wanted an affair with a "fatter, ugly, older woman";
Asking another colleague in a busy station for thrush cream

She said that swearing was ‘just the nature of the place' and that ‘c**t' had replaced ‘f**k' as her word of choice. DC Fitzpatrick admitted breaking wind outside the sergeant's office but insisted that it wasn't deliberate. She said: ‘I would joke about it. Sometimes I would speak like the character Borat, or use a silly voice to say: "Rather out than in".' DC Fitzpatrick, who has served on the force for 22 years, faces 25 counts of inappropriate behaviour.
Posted by:Frank G

#7  I'm so glad I waited until after I ate lunch to look at her picture.
Posted by: Raj   2019-03-02 21:09  

#6  #4 Which is worse her breaking wind at the morning meetings or then bragging about it?

There have been some meetings that I would have broken wind in to bring about an end to the meeting. It would have been the compassionate thing to do.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-03-02 18:27  

#5  dammit frank, you got me interested.
Posted by: chris   2019-03-02 12:31  

#4  Which is worse her breaking wind at the morning meetings or then bragging about it? I thought policemen were trained professionals.
Posted by: jpal   2019-03-02 12:02  

#3  LOL BP
Posted by: Frank G   2019-03-02 11:18  

#2  It's Bedwas.



Not too exaggerated...
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-03-02 11:03  

#1  I had to Bing: "Thrush Cream". Ugh
Posted by: Frank G   2019-03-02 10:50  

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