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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Why Illegal Immigration IS a Crime
2018-12-11
[Declination] I keep hearing about all of these Illegal Aliens present in the USA, who "are law-abiding, hard-working, and kept out of trouble". Why, we are scolded, are we so intent on removing these stellar people who have done NOTHING wrong.

Well, except for being in this country without our consent.
Piffle. Such a minor offense, if you can CALL it an offense. A minor misdemeanor.

Oh, really? The fact is, those aliens have committed multiple crimes ‐ crimes that, in fact, DO hurt Americans ‐ quite a lot.

How:
Lengthy list follows
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  Wait until one of them climbs to the top of the fence and starts waving his arms. Vaporize his head with .308 round. Party will be over, they'll all head back home.
Posted by: Besoeker   2018-12-11 16:00  

#5  I'm still going with anti aircraft guns at the boarder as crowd control
Posted by: 746   2018-12-11 15:54  

#4  false ID, not false idea. Damn autocorrect
Posted by: Frank G   2018-12-11 14:32  

#3  It should be a non-deportable felony to use someone elses SSN. Maybe make a single one for guest workers to pay into that can then help keep the Social Security system floating an extra 20 minutes.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2018-12-11 13:58  

#2  Inevitably they need a false idea to remain hiding in plain sight - hence they usually steal the identity and SSN of an American Citizen. That causes harm and financial and time damages to a real Citizen.
Posted by: Frank G   2018-12-11 08:31  

#1  Look
If you sneaked in to disney land and went on the rides it would be a crime. Paying people would have to wait longer and prices of things in the park would go up to compensate.

Same with America and it's infrastructure.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2018-12-11 06:09  

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