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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man tasered by police for refusing to stop having sex with car exhaust
2018-10-15
Ryan Scott Malek’s was four times the legal alcohol limit when police found him in a questionable position with a parked car on May 1. Officers tried to get him to stop, but persistent Malek, from Newton, Kansas, US, kept going.

Malek was reportedly ’oblivious’ to what he was doing, so police decided to Taser him, according to the Smoking Gun. It appears Malek had an audience of six other witnesses watching him at the time, court documents revealed. The 24-year-old was taken to hospital and given a chance to sober up.

He later pleaded guilty to lewd and lascivious behaviour and was put on probation for one year. According to police arrest logs, Malek was arrested for aggravated assault and use of a deadly weapon in February.

The "babe":

Posted by:Anomalous Sources

#9  “Babe”? Not necessarily. There’s two ways to use that thing.
Posted by: KBK   2018-10-15 17:12  

#8  True love will find a way.
Posted by: ed in texas   2018-10-15 17:07  

#7  Good on you Kansas!
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2018-10-15 13:14  

#6  should have let him finish
Posted by: regular joe   2018-10-15 11:32  

#5  Just as long as he was using a condom, I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Raj   2018-10-15 09:44  

#4  "I ain't falling for the banana in the tailpipe, man"
Posted by: Frank G   2018-10-15 08:48  

#3  Try that on a motorcycle Ryan. That'll cure you.
Posted by: Thramp Shomogum9380   2018-10-15 08:23  

#2  Was his real name Mohamed?
Posted by: Ebbavirt Clunk4147   2018-10-15 07:00  

#1  Should've just started the car.
Posted by: Glenmore   2018-10-15 01:53  

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