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Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina
2018-09-22
Not again?
[Sun, via NY Post] A British woman has been questioned by police in Spain after doctors found a dead tortoise inside her vagina, according to reports in the Spanish media.

Staff at the emergency department of a medical center in the south of the island Tenerife are said to have called local cops after making the bizarre discovery, the respected daily El Dia claimed.

The unnamed woman, described as an expat by El Confidential, is said to have sought help after suffering pain in her genital area which doctors diagnosed as an infection caused by the reptile.

The Sun has not been able to independently verify any of the claims that have been widely reported in Spanish media.

She is said to have told police she began to feel odd after going out partying with a group of British friends a couple of days earlier, El Periodico reports.

She apparently had no idea how the reptile ended up where it did.
Posted by:Frank G

#7  trenchant as usual, Z.... and it rhymes....
Posted by: Hupinert Flegum7860   2018-09-22 19:31  

#6  When Britons Get Caught in Canaries,
Or Meg's up that backside of Harry's,
The press screams like faeries,
But, strangely, it buries
The Paks in Janes, Besses, and Marys.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2018-09-22 19:21  

#5  snapping turtle?0
Posted by: Glart Angock1186   2018-09-22 18:19  

#4  Adroit Clam Machine for the testing SteveS?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2018-09-22 16:32  

#3  Imitating Mary Toft, I guess.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-43073391
Posted by: Glenmore   2018-09-22 11:51  

#2  You are walking along in a desert. You look down and there is a tortoise in your snatch.
What's a tortoise?
Know what a turtle is, Leon? Same thing
Why it is in my snatch?
Who knows? Maybe you are a drunken English bimbo on holiday. Maybe you're smuggling endangered reptiles. Maybe it likes the dry, barren environment of your nether parts.
Posted by: SteveS   2018-09-22 11:45  

#1  Marketing stunt for the new MMPORG "Tortoise Vs. Clam".
Posted by: charger   2018-09-22 09:50  

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