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Bovine bravado: 2,000 pound bull briefly escapes to Tooele, Utah Walmart to avoid circumcision
2018-09-16
[Fox13] TOOELE, Utah ‐ It was just an ordinary day for Tooele Veterinary Clinic - that is, until it turned into Tooele’s version of the running of the bulls.

"That’s only in Tooele," you can hear Fox 13 viewer Louise Sanchez exclaim, as she films a bull casually standing in front of the Walmart off of Main Street.

But how did the bull get there in the first place?

"Bulls don’t like to be messed with," said Tooele Veterinary Clinic DVM Joe Roundy, who just happened to be caring for the run-away bull.

Roundy was supposed to perform a quick 45-minute procedure.

"We’d been fighting him, got him all ticked off because he didn’t want to go into where our squeeze chute is," Roundy said, referring to the area they lead bulls into in order to perform minimal standing procedures.

But this bull must have known what he was in for.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  I dunno about you guys, but 45 minutes of people messing around my junk with sharp tools is NOT a "short procedure".

Unanswered question: did he defecate in the aisles more or less than average for Walmart shoppers?
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2018-09-16 19:56  

#4  Tri-Tips
Posted by: Frank G   2018-09-16 12:56  

#3  That is how you get kosher meat, right?
Posted by: SteveS   2018-09-16 12:41  

#2  "Circumcision?" It was the bull's bris?
Posted by: Fred   2018-09-16 12:10  

#1  Toxic masculinity
Posted by: Procopius2k   2018-09-16 07:28  

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