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It's science: Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer
2018-09-14
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#10  But if it’s not your wife’s boobs your life might end really soon...
Posted by: Glenmore   2018-09-14 18:21  

#9  Sounds crazy, but why take chances?
Posted by: Black Charlie Poodle2028   2018-09-14 15:25  

#8  Sen Feinstein would find it grounds for impeachment while she drools over some beefcake.
Posted by: 3dc   2018-09-14 11:06  

#7  Ya just gotta know how to gaze without letting your eyeballs fall down the front of her shirt. ;)
Posted by: DarthVader   2018-09-14 10:42  

#6  Given the current environment,
staring may shorten one's life.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-09-14 09:18  

#5  Well I for one am not going to take chances and will continue to gaze.

In fact, I just might live forever at this rate.
Posted by: DarthVader   2018-09-14 09:02  

#4  just one of six easy ways men can live longer

I'm not sure about these research results. I think they need to be replicated.

2. Have lots of sex, 3. get married, 4. have kids, 5. be responsible, and 6. get a dad bod are the others for those who might not have gotten past the headline.

I can imagine situations where your life might be shortened by adhering too rigidly to the list, e.g. bad marriage, kids who constantly get into trouble, and sex addiction.
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-09-14 08:45  

#3  If you ain't staring at boobs in the first year of your life, its a good bet that you're probably not going to have a long life.

Mikey: So they come in different sizes? What are these? Jumbos?
James: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mikey: Yeah. Lunch!
- Look Who's Talking (1989)
Posted by: Procopius2k   2018-09-14 07:48  

#2  It has the support of empirical evidence.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2018-09-14 06:41  

#1  Article dated March 27, 2017, which means there’s at least a 50% probability it has since turned out not to be true.
Posted by: trailing wife   2018-09-14 06:31  

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