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Burglary suspect nabbed after getaway vehicle gets stuck in large manure pile
2018-09-07
[FoxNews] A bungling burglar in Minnesota was nabbed after his pickup got stuck in a large pile of foul-smelling manure during the getaway.

Matthew Bloomquist, 29, of Hawick, Minn., was found standing on the side of the road, smoking a cigarette, covered in manure from his waist to his feet when deputies arrived to investigate Wednesday morning, according to Stearns County Sheriff Don Gudmundson.

"He was wearing jean shorts over long underwear and no shoes, which the deputies assumed were somewhere in the manure pile," Gudmundson said Friday in an incident report titled, "Something doesn't smell right."

"The trip to the jail was made with the windows open," Gudmundson said, adding that the patrol vehicle still reeked as of Thursday.
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