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| Al Gore Predicts 'Rain Bombs' and 'Flying Rivers' From Climate Change |
| 2018-03-20 |
| From a few days ago; he's really getting into the fire & brimstone stuff. Or he's completely off his rocker. Melting highways. Birds falling dead from the sky. Rain bombs. Flying rivers. Drought. Zero Day. Dogs and cats sleeping together! Former US Vice President Al Gore didn’t mince words as he presented his vision of the future if humanity fails to act on climate change. Plagues of locusts! Armed with his trademark PowerPoint graphics and statistics, Mr Gore used the closing plenary address on the final day of the Global Education and Skills Forum in Dubai on Sunday to bring attention to the "climate crisis," which he said was the "great challenge" of our modern times. The dead rising! "Our future is at risk," said Mr Gore. "We have to change." A Republican Congress! |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #11 We have melting highways in TX |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2018-03-20 19:01 |
| #10 "...I'll take 'Completely Lost His Sh!t' for $500, Alex..." Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2018-03-20 18:54 |
| #9 When is this carnival going to leave town? |
| Posted by: Omeger Gray6606 2018-03-20 16:50 |
| #8 He's still warning the world about ManBearPig... |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2018-03-20 16:27 |
| #7 There was a trendy word for "storm" the weathertainment crowd was pushing a couple years ago, I can't remember it now. At the rate they are going, we are going to have "named raindrops" soon. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-03-20 15:39 |
| #6 I'm waiting for the old guy with the beard and the staff to part the seas that have risen and flooded the entire world...wait...didn't Noah do that? Errr...Moses? The stuff Al Gore is talking about is the kind of stuff Moses used to persuade the Pharaoh. In a normal world you would call that "Biblical" but I don't think Al's constituency would appreciate him using that term. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2018-03-20 15:05 |
| #5 "Al Gore Predicts" is basically the opening line of a joke. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2018-03-20 14:47 |
| #4 It's 63 degrees here and it's supposed to snow tonight with up to 3" on the ground by morning. Howlin' Al Bore is so much fun to mock. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2018-03-20 14:41 |
| #3 'I feel a disturbance in the chakras', ehh, Mr. Gore? |
| Posted by: magpie 2018-03-20 14:07 |
| #2 'Great Balls of Fire' |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2018-03-20 13:34 |
| #1 He must be running out of money. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2018-03-20 12:50 |