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Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
2018-02-23
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#6  File away Bury with lawyer-pooch story.
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-02-23 22:59  

#5  YCMTSU.
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-02-23 22:56  

#4  "He was also discovered naked along with clothes, a remote controlled police car and toy gun."

Bath Salts.

Luckily the object of his drug induced fixation was just an object this time.

Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2018-02-23 21:10  

#3  I suspect the "former Freemason" was exchanging burgers for meth.
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2018-02-23 20:38  

#2  Chee'brgr, chee'brgr, chee'brgr. No Coke! Pepsi!!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-02-23 18:32  

#1  'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.

Guess he got organized.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-02-23 17:56  

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