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Modern life is making Americans constipated |
2017-08-24 |
That's what's wrong with the gorillas, too. |
Posted by:Fred |
#13 ...including anal fissures "Hello, Doctor?" "Yes?" "I think there's something wrong with me." "What seems to be the problem?" "I have this huge crack in my butt..." "*click*" /obscure? |
Posted by: Raj 2017-08-24 15:11 |
#12 Opioid induced. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2017-08-24 12:25 |
#11 More proof the modern person is full of shit. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2017-08-24 10:47 |
#10 Lines will be backed up around the corner. |
Posted by: gorb 2017-08-24 10:46 |
#9 Deacon for Snark of the Day. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2017-08-24 10:27 |
#8 Go to your room, Deacon. |
Posted by: Pappy 2017-08-24 10:23 |
#7 Unfortunately, there's an excess coming out of politicians mouths on a daily basis. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2017-08-24 10:03 |
#6 I hear a movie has been made about this called "Constipation Blues". It hasn't come out yet. You'll have to wait for it. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2017-08-24 09:41 |
#5 explains the SJW/Speshul Snowflakes' Butthurt? |
Posted by: Frank G 2017-08-24 09:40 |
#4 Magnesium Citrate. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2017-08-24 09:39 |
#3 Maybe an aging population is a factor? |
Posted by: Glenmore 2017-08-24 09:11 |
#2 Make your own oatmeal cookies, as I did today. That will fix it. |
Posted by: phil_b 2017-08-24 05:37 |
#1 And all this time I thought it was because of the politics . . . . |
Posted by: gorb 2017-08-24 00:38 |