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Home Front: Culture Wars
Man in clown makeup with bladed gloves accused of killing man near Torchy's Tacos
2017-05-24
[DenverPost] Christian Lee Gulzow, 36, allegedly attacked the victim at 12:49 a.m. Tuesday following an argument near Torchy’s Tacos at West 11th Avenue and Broadway, according to a Denver police arrest warrant affidavit.
Whaddya, some kinda clown?
Yeah, what are you going to do about it?
This..gurgle

Gulzow’s jail nickname is Diablo.
OK, acoupla' clues right there.
He has an extensive criminal history with multiple domestic violence, assault and weapons convictions,
A few more.
In 2012, he was convicted of felony menacing with a deadly weapon.
Well, he seems a terribly disadvantaged person.
according to Colorado Bureau of Investigation records.
"Members of the Jury, my client was merely practicing his right to adopt the 'super power' of Wolverine with the persona of Emmett Kelly. Surely you cannot fault him for practicing his trans-wtf identity. Not only that, but what kind of idiot argues with someone crazy enough to be wandering around in a clown costume?"
Posted by:Blossom Unains5562

#1  Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, "I think we have this backwards".
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2017-05-24 13:32  

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