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Home Front: Politix
Die Schadenboner: 'No, you are not educated; you are propagandized.'
2016-11-15
[Everyjoe] And, yes, some of us are very, very happy right about now. The following, however, is about and largely addressed to those who are very, very unhappy right about now.

Modern, young, metrosexual, multicultural, social justice mongering lefties are idiots. They are idiots wherever found, all over the world. They are spoiled children; ill-mannered, ill-bred, weak, ignorant, and stupid. They are historically illiterate. They have no idea of how the world really works. The only ideas they have outside of the fever swamps contained within their neutronium-dense skulls, filled to the brim with professorial sewage, are the kind of ideas that can only survive inside the echo chamber of a safe space.2 They are, frankly, disgusting, and the similarities between them and actual human beings are minimal. Morally, intellectually, spiritually, they are cockroaches. Were it not that some of them are possibly larval stage human beings, creatures who may eventually grow up to be actual human beings, there would be little or no moral component to gassing them.

I mean, sure, the younger generation, every younger generation, not least mine, has been somewhat childlike until well past the onset of puberty. Indeed, the consensus of neuroscientists now seems to be that our brains aren’t actually adult until we reach our mid-twenties, or even later.4 But the lefty portion of this one is just special, in much the same way that kids riding the short bus are special.

So children, sit down, shut up, and listen; I’m going to explain to you why you didn’t get your childish fantasies handed to you by the adults, this time.

In the first place, there was your preferred candidate, the Hildebeest. You can mentally masturbate yourself that she was voted against because she was a woman. This is nonsense. She was voted against largely because she has a record of utter dishonesty going back to her youth. Twenty years ago New York Times columnist, William Safire, wrote:

"Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady -- a woman of undoubted talents who was a role model for many in her generation -- is a congenital liar. Drip by drip, like Whitewater torture, the case is being made that she is compelled to mislead, and to ensnare her subordinates and friends in a web of deceit."5

And that was written before she was in a position to parley her office and power as Secretary of State into kickbacks to the money laundering machine that is the Clinton Foundation.6 That was before that pseudo-charity paid for a chunk of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding.7 That was before she tried to cover her own incompetence8 as Secretary of State, concerning the Benghazi attack and murders, by blaming a minor filmmaker whose film had nothing, NOTHING, to do with it, putting his life in danger and sending him to jail.

But none of that mattered to you, did it? None of it mattered because you’re foolish children who do not care, indeed, are incapable, of caring, about the woman’s lack of integrity, her incompetence, her criminal negligence, or her total inability to take responsibility; all that mattered to you was that the bitch didn’t have a dick and mouthed lefty pieties, in public, even while you ignored her pandering to global finance, in private.9 How stupid must a youngster be to fail to understand that that means the bitch lies? Silly shits.
Happily Con't.
Posted by:Besoeker

#10  GORT, congratulations on the successes of all your stalwart sons. Your poor daughter is probably confusing a very different temperament with being female, and needs to look for happiness elsewhere. Not all of us are meant for the hurly burly of managerial work -- it took me years to understand that about myself, because of course we all were taught that being intelligent necessarily translated to a well paid professional career.
Posted by: trailing wife   2016-11-15 19:39  

#9  TW, I don't know if Caliphate is still free

It was when I posted that this morning, Rambler. I just don't know if he is running another special or if he's decided to have it as a permanent gift to current and future readers.
Posted by: trailing wife   2016-11-15 19:25  

#8  1 Schadenboner, n, f., Germlish. The erection experienced by a male rightie at the misery lefties feel when they are utterly routed and rejected, horrified, humiliated, and hounded from power. Those experiencing a Schadenboner lasting more than two days should seek medical attention (h/t Francis Turner). Note: This title was chosen and this column was inspired by and is dedicated to Cora Buhlert, of Bremen, Germany, based on a rant she posted, here: http://corabuhlert.com/2016/11/10/attention-rant-incoming/

- Its true - she's too cowardly to allow comments...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-11-15 14:43  

#7  TW, I don't know if Caliphate is still free. I found it an interesting read. He did not address the current flood of colonists into Europe, because he wrote it before the floodgates were opened.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia    2016-11-15 12:55  

#6  Good luck, GORT.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2016-11-15 12:12  

#5  Tom Kratman wrote Caliphate, a tale of 22nd century Europe. I have recommended it here before, though it is too intense for me. It is again (still?) free from Amazon in kindle form.
Posted by: trailing wife   2016-11-15 08:38  

#4  (Two engineers, a sailor, and two businessmen) and a student.

My congratulations to prodigious parents !
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-11-15 07:00  

#3  The Colonel has produced the most epic rant I believe I have ever read.

I printed it this morning and left it at my daughter's place at the breakfast table before I left for work (at 0500. The relevance of that will be lost on her.)

She has been in deep mourning since the election. She is everything the good colonel describes - 25 years old, 3 years of college under her belt before flunking out with huge loans taken out to finance a 'women's studies' degree. Blue hair and trying so hard to be gay because it is in fashion. Low paying, part-time job. Supremely jealous of her brothers because of their success. (Two engineers, a sailor, and two businessmen).

Honey, I love you but lose the eye/lip rings and observe the habits of successful people. I'll gently help you.

Except for today - I'm rubbing your nose in it. Supper should be interesting.

Posted by: GORT   2016-11-15 06:55  

#2  Now go look at Sarah Hoyt, besoeker.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2016-11-15 06:41  

#1  Tom Kratman is a retired infantry lieutenant colonel, recovering attorney, and science fiction and military fiction writer. His latest novel, The Rods and the Axe, is available from Amazon.com for $9.99 for the Kindle version, or $25 for the hardback. A political refugee and defector from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, he makes his home in Blacksburg, Virginia. He holds the non-exclusive military and foreign affairs portfolio for EveryJoe. Tom’s books can be ordered through baen.com.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-11-15 06:25  

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