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Today's Idiot
2016-10-01
Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver

[DETROIT.CBSLOCAL] A man who needed to blow into a Breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk to do so, according to a report. What he did next is almost unbelievable. According to what appeared to be a police report posted on Imgur, this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer.

According to the report that was shared on Imgur, the raccoon became unconscious so the man left the raccoon in the car and drove off. A short time after, the raccoon woke up and started to attack the driver.

I’m not one to judge, but generally when you have a Breathalyzer on your steering wheel it’s there because you haven’t made the best decisions in the past. And this, I have to believe, would have been this man’s rock bottom. It would also have been the raccoon’s.

It’s a fun tale, but the San Diego Union-Tribune says it didn’t happen despite the Internet hype. "I called police records, and while they were highly entertained, they confirmed (the story) is absolutely a hoax," said 1st. Lt. Savannah Frank, a public affairs officer at Camp Pendleton, per the Union-Tribune.
Points to the reporter for checking original sources to see if it was true.
Posted by:Fred

#3  Almost as good as the deer and the phonebooth tale.
Posted by: The peanut gallery   2016-10-01 22:45  

#2  Of course, may need the 'coon for later. Know how tough it is to catch those things?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-10-01 15:13  

#1  Hell, this is 2016, it could.be true, that's good enough to go.
Posted by: Shipman   2016-10-01 10:56  

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