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World's oldest human being discovered in Indonesia
2016-08-30
[TRIBUNE.PK] An Indonesian man who has emerged as the world’s oldest at an incredible 145 years has revealed he is ready to die.
He's so old they had to radiocarbon date him.
Documents recognised by Indonesian officials show Mbah Gotho is 145 and was born on December 31, 1870. If his documentation is authentic, it would make him the oldest human on earth; a title currently held by by French centenarian Jeanne Calment, who was 122 when she died. But if the documents cannot be independently verified, Mr Gotho will not go down in the record books.

During an interview with a regional news network, he revealed that he wants to die. For the past three months he has needed to be bathed and spoon-fed, and is becoming increasingly frail. When asked the secret to a long life, he replied, "The recipe is just patience." Gotho said he began preparing for his death in 1992, even having a gravestone made, but 24 years later he is still alive. He has now outlived all ten of his siblings, his four wives and his children.
Posted by:Fred

#4  Will I live longer?
No, but it'll seem longer.
Posted by: Shipman   2016-08-30 09:16  

#3  Maybe with 4 wives, it justs seems like 145 years.
Posted by: Tarzan Chigum5540   2016-08-30 08:47  

#2  I'm thinking he doesn't count well, his memory is shot and he lies a lot.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-08-30 07:48  

#1  I think there was a South Park episode along the same lines.
Posted by: Raj   2016-08-30 00:14  

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