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| Peak Evil; ISIS almost established its own DMV in Sirte, Libya |
| 2016-08-25 |
| Ahmooda Abu Amood was recruited by the Islamic State to head a new traffic police department in Sirte, Libya. As their bureaucracy grew, the militants "wanted to eventually issue driver's licenses," Abu Amood said. |
| Posted by:lord garth |
| #5 :-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2016-08-25 21:59 |
| #4 (Scene 1 - at the DMV/DZ Anytown USA) Me: Here's my papers" Truculent Governmest Card-Carrying Rep: Wrong Line- get over there! (time passes, about a movie's worth) Me: Here's my documentation. TCCGR: You need to fill out a form XZ427tg - do it, and get back in line (times passes - almost enough time to read A La Recherche du Temps Perdu) Me: OK. here's all my papers, forms all filled out. TCCGR: "Too late, it's 5.00 o'clock - come back next Tuesday. We're closed Monday for Native American Transgendered Chiropractor's Day". (Alternate Take, Director's cut only - ISIS DMV): "Sure, here's a license - see that mid 90's Cavalier over there, it is yours - kind of a 10,000th customer prize, you know. Just drive it down to that ole Shia Mosque, you know the one?" Ain't Islamic Customer Service great? |
| Posted by: Bov Flimbers 2016-08-25 20:54 |
| #3 It does update that hoary Heaven/Hell joke: "In Hell, Immigration Control is run by the Germans, and the DMV is run by ISIS" |
| Posted by: SteveS 2016-08-25 15:24 |
| #2 Combine the inhumanity that is the DMV, with the horribleness that is Third World Driving and the pure evil of ISIS and it's just too much horror to comprehend. I'm picturing Mad Max Fury Road with C'thulu playing that flamethrower guitar. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2016-08-25 14:21 |
| #1 I'm at lunch. INFIDEL! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-08-25 07:07 |