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| Ever wondered what Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah looks like? |
| 2016-08-23 |
| [THESMOKINGGUN] Meet Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah. Belying his name, the 18-year-old Ohioan made the imprudent choice Thursday night to be carrying a loaded handgun while a passenger in a car traveling in Akron. During a police traffic stop, Allah was found with a Hi-Point .380 caliber handgun in the waistband of his pants. The Canton resident was jugged Youse'll never take me alive coppers!... [BANG!]... Ow!... I quit! on felony weapons charges, according to Akron Municipal Court records. None of the four other occupants of the 2014 Kia were arrested during the stop, which occurred in front of a Taco Bell. An Akron Police Department report states that Allah and two women in the vehicle "has history of drugs and weapons." The accused pistolero--whose rap sheet includes a felony burglary conviction--was booked into the Summit County jail, where he remains locked up on $20,000 bond. According to court records, Allah’s residence is adjacent to a multi-county juvenile detention facility. |
| Posted by:Bov Flimbers |
| #13 Pappy FTW |
| Posted by: Bov Flimbers 2016-08-23 22:37 |
| #12 He goes by "Sue". |
| Posted by: Pappy 2016-08-23 19:52 |
| #11 Point of order: by adding Supreme, is that not suggesting there are other gods, just not as powerful? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-08-23 19:25 |
| #10 Not what I imagined at all for Allah, what, an 18 year old with a .380 tucked in his waistband? I was thinking the image of Allah was a squiggly line or abstract symbol such as Prince used at one time--or someone looking like R. Crumb's Mr. Natural. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2016-08-23 17:51 |
| #9 Wait wait wait. Five people in a Kia? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-08-23 15:49 |
| #8 If this is his legal name, I have to wonder whether (a) His mother was an idiot; (b) The judge was an idiot; or (c) Both. |
| Posted by: Barbara 2016-08-23 14:27 |
| #7 Pretty close to what I had imagined. |
| Posted by: Blossom Unains5562 2016-08-23 14:14 |
| #6 Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah is a Shoggoth |
| Posted by: AlanC 2016-08-23 12:22 |
| #5 Aren't Hi-Point pistols the main export of Ohio? |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2016-08-23 09:40 |
| #4 Having lived in both, I'm not sure which is worse - Akron or Canton. |
| Posted by: GORT 2016-08-23 08:00 |
| #3 "Forget it, Jake. It's Akron." Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2016-08-23 04:54 |
| #2 He does a wheatish hue. |
| Posted by: Black Bart Glutch4583 2016-08-23 03:27 |
| #1 Obama has many sons? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2016-08-23 01:42 |