[BOSTONHERALD] Obama really said this Wednesday night:
“I can say with confidence there has never been a man or woman — not me, not Bill, nobody — more qualified than Hillary Clinton to serve as president of the United States of America.”
You don’t say, Mr. President? So why don’t we size up her, uh, qualifications, eminent as they might be, compared to some of the prior, lesser 44 occupants of the office.- Dwight Eisenhower was the Supreme Allied Commander. Hillary ran the Bimbo Eruptions Unit.
- Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. Hillary wrote “It Takes a Village.”
- Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill. Hillary dodged sniper fire on the tarmac at Tuzla.
- Honest Abe, Crooked Hillary.
- Lincoln slept in the Lincoln bedroom. Hillary rented it out.
- Reagan said, “Tear down this wall.” Hillary said, “Delete them all.”
- William Howard Taft threw out the first pitch at a baseball opener. Hillary threw the first vase at a president.
- Gerald Ford appointed Justice Stevens. Hillary abandoned Ambassador Stevens.
- George Washington wrote letters to John Paul Jones. Hillary wrote a check for $850,000 to Paula Jones.
- JFK said, “Ask not….” Hillary said, “Don’t ask.”
- George H.W. Bush built oil rigs. Hillary rigged elections.
- Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address. Hillary delivered three speeches to Goldman Sachs … for $675,000.
- Andrew Johnson was the first impeached president. Hillary is the wife of the second.
- Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Hillary could not tell the difference.
- Harry S. Truman was a haberdasher. Hillary donated her underwear to charity for a $2 tax write off.
- James Madison wrote the majority of the Federalist Papers. Hillary served on the Wal-Mart board of directors.
- Truman: “The buck stops here.” Hillary: Pay for play.
- Calvin Coolidge: “The business of America is business.” Hillary: the Clinton Foundation.
- FDR defeated Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini. Hillary defeated Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley.
- James Garfield was shot by a disgruntled office-seeker. Hillary was a disgruntled office-seeker.
- William Henry Harrison: Tippecanoe and Tyler Too. Hillary: Me Too.
- Lincoln: “You can’t fool all of the people all of the time.” Hillary: “Are you sure about that?”
- In 1953, Truman drove his own car back to Independence, Missouri. Hillary hasn’t driven a car since 1996.
- Washington turned down the invitation to become king. What would Hillary have done?
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