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| 2016-06-04 |
| BLUF: [Telegraph] Pioneering the ball lift in the UK, along with the London Bridge Plastic Surgery and Aesthetic Clinic, is the Bella Vou Pantiles Clinic which, of all places, is in Tunbridge Wells (a town clearly not, if you’ll excuse the pun, as uptight as reputation would have it). There, cosmetic plastic surgeon Amir Nakhdjevani performs 'scrotal uplifts' for around £2,800 a pop. "It’s actually a very simple procedure, albeit a delicate one that very few cosmetic surgeons have experience of," says Bella Vou’s clinical director, Roger Bigwood. "Mr. Nakhdjevani is one of very few surgeons that offers this procedure in the UK." It's not the first time the eyes of cosmetic surgeons and the beauty world have turned towards a man's scrotum. After George Clooney joked in an interview that he had had his balls 'ironed' ("It's the newest thing in Hollywood, ball ironing," he told Esquire in 2008) a Santa Monica spa actually created a treatment called the Male Laser Lift which smoothens out wrinkles and corrects uneven pigmentation. That, however, was a non-invasive procedure rather than a surgical one - think more a facial for your fellas. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #3 A woman found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drugstore and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the drugstore and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week." |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2016-06-04 08:19 |
| #2 Oh good grief. Why? |
| Posted by: AlanC 2016-06-04 08:19 |
| #1 Arrrrgggh! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2016-06-04 08:00 |