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Lindsey Lohan is converting to Islam? |
2016-04-21 |
I'll bet Islam is overjoyed to get her. |
Posted by:Frozen Al |
#9 I love it when a plan comes together! |
Posted by: European Conservative 2016-04-21 15:59 |
#8 Game over for Muslims! The West wins again! |
Posted by: gorb 2016-04-21 15:08 |
#7 So Lord Garth, does that mean ISIS who seem to be originalists when it comes to the Koran would be okay with intoxication in those specific times? Is that the loophole they use for amphetamines and such? much you drink. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2016-04-21 14:51 |
#6 Well a burqa would improve the appearance and save us all from seeing all her $hit. |
Posted by: AlanC 2016-04-21 08:39 |
#5 Prison conversion, I suppose. |
Posted by: Airandee 2016-04-21 06:50 |
#4 Yeah, wonder if she's got to the no booze section yet. Thread's over, man! |
Posted by: Raj 2016-04-21 00:32 |
#3 `interesting point about the 'no booze' the koran is, on face value, ambiguous on this issue; 4-43 says not to pray while intoxicated which implies that if you don't have to pray intoxication is OK or that drinking without becoming intoxicated is OK it was only several hundred years after the koran was standardized that almost all of Islam decided that alcohol was forbidden (the Alevi moslems - mostly in Turkey - do not forbid alcohol to this day) |
Posted by: lord garth 2016-04-21 00:24 |
#2 Or the "gentle beating". Which male gets to own her, poor fellow. Might work, nothing else has. But she'll probably treat it like rehab and be outta there in four days, the miserable, new apostate. |
Posted by: KBK 2016-04-21 00:17 |
#1 Yeah, wonder if she's got to the no booze section yet. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2016-04-21 00:07 |