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Mumbai police force-feed thief dozens of bananas
2016-01-12
[CHANNELNEWSASIA] Indian police successfully deployed an unusual technique to retrieve a gold chain that a thief had swallowed while officers were in hot pursuit - they force-fed him more than 40 bananas.

The man denied snatching the chain from a woman in the street in Mumbai and swallowed it in a desperate bid to conceal his crime last week, but hospital X-rays suggested otherwise.

Police in the western Indian city administered an enema which failed to yield the desired result. Doctors said an operation would be the best way forward, but coppers decided it would be too expensive and opted instead for the bananas.

"He was fed more than 40 bananas throughout the day," Mumbai police Senior Inspector Shankar Dhanavade told AFP.

"Eventually the chain was found. We made him wash and disinfect it," the policeman added.

The 25-year-old man appeared in court on Friday and is in police custody, said Dhanavade.

According to reports, it was not the first time Mumbai police had turned to the fruit in order to recover a stolen item. In July last year a chain was retrieved after a thief was made to eat two dozen bananas and drink several litres of milk laced with laxatives, the Hindustan Times reported.

Months earlier in April, a thief was fed five dozen bananas after swallowing a gold chain with a large pendant. The thief successfully excreted the loot. But the disgusted victim refused to touch it and instead took it to a jeweller in a plastic bag, the newspaper said.
Posted by:Fred

#5  Not too sharp lately... maybe a slightly topical orphan or two?

The strange case of Stubblefield, Anna:
"He's too straight and white, yet I wanna
Have sex and get married.
Our backgrounds are varied,
But still, I am fruit for Banana!"

At L'Osservatore Romano
The staff are all singing soprano,
So: "Viene, Befana,
Bring eggs and banana!
Our bosses are down at the bagno."

And totally OT, but I was kinda proud of it...

Were all of us Milo Yiannopoulos
The world might not be quite as populous,
And rather than Twitter,
We'd gather and titter
On top of Obama's Acropolis.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2016-01-12 05:02  

#4  I should've played safe---my keyboard, my beautiful keyboard!
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2016-01-12 05:00  

#3  Who coughs it up quickest? The heavers!
And surgeons aren't slouches with cleavers;
But patient old Hindoos
Just forcefeed their dindus
A buttload of golden retrievers.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2016-01-12 04:49  

#2  Should I read Zenobia's comment on this post, or should I play safe?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2016-01-12 02:52  

#1  Ima Indian banana and Ima here to say,
We make you poop the metal in special way.
When you're flecked with blood and have a blueish hue
Bananas taste best, got 38 for you!


Maurice! Put the damn Pompatus on the back porch and bring around the Triumph, and change the 3rd fuse down on the left, no your other left.

We ride!
Posted by: Shipman   2016-01-12 01:43  

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