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'Hey Baby': Lamar Odom comes comes out of his coma and speaks to Khloe
2015-10-18
[DAILYMAIL.CO.UK] Lamar Odom has awoken from his coma and spoken to his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian, three days after he was found unconscious at a brothel.
We are all relieved...
The former basketball player said 'Hey Baby' to Khloe, according to Page Six, and is now reportedly slowly taken off his ventilator, which will be replaced with a breathing mask.

A source also told People of Lamar's medical condition; 'The CAT scan came back clean, and they're slowing taking him off each machine. He's off dialysis and that looks good. We're hopeful.'

Despite divorcing in July, Khloe could inherit a 'large chunk' of Odom's fortune, which is believed to be around $56million, if he does not pull through, TMZ reported.

It said the couple signed a pre-nup which separated their money but sources close to the family claim Odom does not have a will which means, under the laws of Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party,, she would be entitled to one-third of his net worth if he were to die.
Stacey McCain made his son promise that he would never marry a Kardashian. Smart move, and Lamar could have used the advice...
Posted by:Fred

#5  WTF is this garbage even doing here? Delete it!

Short Attention Span on page 3: Non-War on Terror is precisely the right place for inconsequentionalities such as this. Those who are serious-minded can easily skip over it, and those who need to take a silliness break know exactly where to find it.
Posted by: trailing wife   2015-10-18 14:42  

#4  Delete it!

Sorry, we don't take requests coming from Communist China.
Posted by: Pappy   2015-10-18 13:29  

#3  "Am I in hell, or is this pahkistain?"

"You are alive, and home with us Lamar."

*beeeeeeeeeep*

(nice update to the shattered nation)
Posted by: swksvolFF   2015-10-18 10:21  

#2  WTF is this garbage even doing here? Delete it!
Posted by: Elmavish Panda1401   2015-10-18 03:10  

#1  Lamar awoke after his best date,
And croaked, "Whoa! If I died intestate,
Kardashian hookers
Would divvy my tuchas.
Send three hot attorneys. I'll dictate!"
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2015-10-18 02:15  

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