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Home intruder punched into corner by roller derby lady, then held at sword-point
2015-10-12
[Breitbart] On October 8, an Indianapolis homeowner--who is also a Roller Derby girl--punched an alleged home intruder until she had driven him back into a corner, then drew "a Japanese-style sword" and used to it to keep him subdued until police arrived.

The incident occurred "around midnight."

According to The Indianapolis Star, 43-year-old Karen Dolley awoke to sounds of someone in her home. When she turned on the lights to investigate police say she saw 30-year-old Jacob Wessel standing in her living room.

Dolley began punching Wessel and opened a near-by drawer to grab a gun, but in the pressure of the moment she opened the wrong drawer and failed to find the firearm. So she grabbed "a Japanese-style sword called ninjato," which she used to keep the Wessel subdued until police arrived.

Dolley said she did not think she was hitting Wessel that hard, but the morning after revealed her hands were bruised from the encounter. She said, "I didn't think I was getting good blows in but my knuckles are bruised today. Hitting someone like that, it isn't like the movies. You're expecting it to be louder and see people jerk around, but that's not how it happens in real life."

In addition to being a Roller Derby girl, Dolley has a training background medieval combat fighting.
Jake obviously suffers from acute victim-selection disorder. He really cannot be blamed for his actions.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  LOL Skid
Posted by: Shipman   2015-10-12 16:50  

#4  She's an SCA member from the region where women were first allowed into tournaments. A good portion of the training involved is putting on a helmet and learning what a "good hit" is by having someone whack your head with a rattan stick.

Yeah, he picked the wrong target.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2015-10-12 14:15  

#3  "How hard can it be?" he thought, "She probably punches likes a girl anyway..."
Posted by: CrazyFool   2015-10-12 12:15  

#2  In addition to being a Roller Derby girl, Dolley has a training background medieval combat fighting.

I'm kinda drawn to strong sweaty women.
Posted by: Skidmark   2015-10-12 12:15  

#1  He really cannot be blamed for his actions.

That is pissing in his pants and crapping in his shorts. Just a guess, of course. Do you think he's bragging to his cellmates about this one?
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2015-10-12 08:54  

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