You will have to forgive Hillary Rodham-Clinton for what appears to be at least a minor freak out because she has seen this movie before. Back in 2008, Mrs. Clinton was supposed to cruise unimpeded to the Dem nomination like the Wehrmacht roaring through Poland but a funny thing happened on the way to the inauguration. While she was busily shopping for new drapes and rugs for the White House, she was overtaken by a forked-tongued young community organizer from Chicago.Reigning two-term Emperor Barack Obama beat her like a gong in Iowa, socked her in chops in South Carolina and the bitch never recovered. It wasn't supposed to be so difficult in 2016, the Dems after all were pushing all of their chips to the middle of the table and betting it all on Hillary but now it is looking like a sucker's bet. Hillary is not only proving to be one of the most unlikable and untrustworthy candidates in recent memory but she is dangerously close to facing criminal charges over those confidential emails on her "wiped" private server.
With Vice President Joe "Foghorn Leghorn" Biden looking like he is seriously considering his own run for the White House and socialist cadaver Bernie Sanders continuing to close the gap on Hillary, she may to her horror be seeing the writing on the wall. Biden has reportedly met with progressive darling Senator Elizabeth Warren in a sign that Queen Hillary may not be quite so inevitable anymore and could be ripe for toppling. Mrs. Clinton has to be shitting in her silk knickers because she is now cutting off her summer vacation in the tony enclave of wealthy pigs at the Hampton's to head back to the campaign trail lest she once again be left on the outside looking in due to her own arrogance.
The damned liberal New York Times reports that "Hillary Clinton Will Interrupt Vacation to Campaign in Midwest":
Hillary Rodham Clinton had planned to spend the last two weeks of August on vacation, unwinding and fund-raising on the exclusive shores of Long Island. But, as it turns out, this is no time for a vacation.
Amid concerns about Mrs. Clinton's softening poll numbers and her exclusive use of a personal email server as secretary of state, she will interrupt her Hamptons stay next week to travel to the Midwest and try to shift attention back to her campaign message by unveiling new policy positions.
She will then return to the Hamptons, where she and former President Bill Clinton are renting a beachside estate in Amagansett that costs $100,000 for a two-week stay, and will attend several $2,700-per-person fund-raisers hosted there by her wealthy friends.
With questions about Mrs. Clinton's use of private email persisting -- a federal judge said Thursday that the practice did not comply with government policies -- and Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. considering seeking the Democratic nomination, the late-August doldrums have proven anything but.
"Two weeks is a long time in politics," said Richard Socarides, a Democratic strategist and former White House aide to Mr. Clinton. "The only way to counter it is to talk about policy and talk about substance."
On Wednesday, Mrs. Clinton will leave Long Island, where her husband has been spotted golfing and on Tuesday celebrated his 69th birthday alongside Jon Bon Jovi, to take her economic message to "reshuffle the deck" in favor of working Americans on the road.
You have to love the "reshuffle the deck" reference because with her sleazy abuses of power while she was Secretary of State coming back to bite her in her pasty white fat ass, it is looking more and more like she is shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic. Who would have thought that the win-win matchup for the establishment of Jeb! versus Hillary -one that seemed as inevitable as death, taxes and another season of Dancing With the Stars -- would already be in serious trouble right out of the gate?