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| Treasure Hunters Claim To Have Found Gold Laden Lost Train |
| 2015-08-21 |
| Posted by:Grunter |
| #4 *happy sigh* That was marvelous, Fred! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2015-08-21 22:01 |
| #3 Ich bin undone! I admit it. I Lol'd |
| Posted by: Frank G 2015-08-21 13:36 |
| #2 Act One, Scene One [On a train chugging through devastated contryside] Hans: "Fritz, wir sind driving dis here train full of Reichsgeld!" Fritz: "Ja, Hans! Das wir sind machen!" Hans: "Und das Reich ist on her lasten legsen..." Fritz: "Ja. Der Fuehrer ist kaput!" [Wipes tear] Hans: [Looks around cautiously] "Hier ist mein Plan..." Scene Two [Beside a stopped train in a dark tunnel] Fritz: Du bist sure das is Okay, Hans? Hans: After wir blowung das tünnel alles wurdet in ordnung! Wir gonna be Rich! Fritz: Heh heh! Rich! [BANG!] Hans: Ach! Ich bin undone! [Staggers in a circle, clutching his heart][THUD!] Fritz: Now ich will blowen dem tünnel! [Runs to tunnel opening, plants carefully pre-positioned explosives] [Runs to other end of tunnel, plants carefully pre-positioned explosives] [Runs to middle of tunnel, blows explosives at far end] [Runs to near end of tunnel, blows explosives] [Avalanche set off by explosives lands, covering Fritz under umpty tons of earth and stone] The End |
| Posted by: Fred 2015-08-21 13:09 |
| #1 lawyers, the army, the police and the fire brigade are dealing with this.” Lawyers of course. Army okay probably. The Fire Brigade?????????? Sounds like a new Mission Impossible script. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2015-08-21 09:22 |