GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) ‐ A beauzeau who was tossed into the clink for knocking over a western Pennsylvania bank when he stopped to eat biscuits at a nearby restaurant will spend two to four years in the Gray-Bar Hotel."I've got such a big lead on the fuzz that I've got time to--"
"Police!"
"****!"
The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review (http://bit.ly/1K0lDr8) reports 32-year-old Shane Lindsey, of Arnold, was sentenced by a Westmoreland County judge on Wednesday after pleading guilty.
Lindsey was read his rights about 20 minutes after he robbed the Citizens Bank in downtown New Kensington on Jan. 14.
"If only I hadn't had the munchies..."
That's when witnesses saw a bald man matching Lindsey's description make tracks for a restaurant after the heist. Police knew the business had surveillance video and went inside to view it hoping for clues as to where the suspect went ‐ only to find Lindsey eating at a booth.
File under "O" for "Oops". Or "H" for "Hungry".
Police say Lindsey used the restaurant's bathroom to discard a coat and hood he wore during the forcible bank withdrawal.