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| Kim Jong-Un Cures AIDS, Ebola & SARS With One Miracle Drug! |
| 2015-06-19 |
| Is there anything this man can't do? Fit into a size 'L' jacket... Kim Jong-un claims to have succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed... by producing a single drug which can prevent and cure Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers. The most interesting dictator in the world! The new wonder drug doesn't cause you to lose weight. Ask him, he knows... North Korea is currently suffering from one of the worst droughts in its history while still pursuing a nuclear programme. Priorities, man! The official Korean Central News Agency said the portly despot's scientists developed miracle drug Kumdang-2 from ginseng and other ingredients - without saying which. Grass and tree bark - got plenty of that stuff lying around. North Korea claimed the same drug cured deadly bird flu outbreaks in 2006 and 2013. And it's been on the market ever since. Oh, wait... |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #8 I think it's a 9mm cranial implant. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2015-06-19 19:13 |
| #7 All this and poops manna for his people to eat! ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER!! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2015-06-19 18:40 |
| #6 "...How much would you pay for such an incredible medication - one bowl of grass soup? two? Three? Well, what if we told you it was just one half a bowl of grass soup to protect the Dear Leader from you infectious little b*stards? But wait, there's more..." Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2015-06-19 17:38 |
| #5 Heck anybody can write a prescription for that: Administer 1-5oz of lead to the brainpan. Repeat as necessary. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-06-19 17:04 |
| #4 Ginsing and polonium in a 12.5mm capsule. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2015-06-19 16:06 |
| #3 California - OK, so who's really nuts? Lefty Theme Parks seem to operate all about the same. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2015-06-19 15:51 |
| #2 Juche Juice? |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2015-06-19 15:09 |
| #1 Meanwhile in Washington DC, certain member of the famed Choom gang is turning green with envy...... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2015-06-19 14:49 |