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Bangladesh
One killed in Jatrabari gunfight
2015-05-26
[Dhaka Tribune] A wanted criminal
...wanted on twelve planets, 'e was, and rightfully so did they want him, the miscreant!
was killed in a shootout with police in the capital's Jatrabari area yesterday.
They didn't want to shoot him, but after the things he said, really they had no choice.
The dead was identified as Natai Sohel, 25.
A two-namer, so middle class. Your lower classes have but one name apiece, you see, and the poorest of them need to share, being no more than Mohammed #17 and Mahmud One-Eye #8.
A subordinate of Sohel, Md Sajeeb,22, also received bullet injuries during the shootout.
Disappearing as if you'd never been is clearly a learnt skill, which our friend Md Jeeb (is that a name or a Punjabi translation of "Peg-leg #43"?
Sub-Inspector Atikur Rahman of Jatrabari cop shoppe said the shootout took place when criminals opened fired at police and hurled a crude bomb
A bomb?! How déclassé!
during a raid near Balur Maath of Shantek Bashpotti area around 12pm.
Good lord, that's the middle of the day. But it is the police instead of the RAB, and such deviations can't be helped, I suppose.
Sohel and Sajeeb were shot, while their cohorts managed to flee the area,
...as if they'd never been, having practiced the skill to the point of mastery, unlike poor Md Sajeeb...
he said. Sohel died after being brought to the Nitor hospital.
"Paging Dr. Quincy. Dr. Quincy to the white courtesy phone."
Jatrabari police OC Abani Sarker said Sohel was an accused in eight cases, including a murder case and Sajeeb has several cases against him.
And so all were satisfied with the outcome, except perhaps a pair of unsatisfactory mothers.
Posted by:Fred

#2  I have never been near this souk before,
But now I can't stay away anymore
Knowing this is souk where you shiv.

Other pyscos call, they don't bother me
There is no where north of mekka I'd rather be
Knowing this is the souk where you shiv.


There that oughta hold the little bastards
Posted by: Shipman   2015-05-26 23:13  

#1  Mohammed! Mohammed! Mohammed!
I just met a girl named Mohammed,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me. Wait, a girl named Mohammed?
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2015-05-26 20:30  

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