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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police say naked man standing in doorway is not breaking law
2015-03-17
[WBTV] Residents in a Charlotte neighborhood say they are fed up with a neighbor they say stands at the front door of his home naked, but police say he's not doing anything illegal.
I suppose the principle is "if you can't be nekkid in your own home where can you get nekkid?"
People in the Cardinal Glen neighborhood in north Charlotte say the man has been doing this for nearly ten years and on Friday, they called police again.
You're allowed to walk past fences, too. You're not allowed to aggravate the dog behind it.
"I was out rolling the trash can on Friday and I just happened to look over there and he was standing there buck naked," neighbor Pecolia Threatt said. "It's not good to have people walking around here naked like that a grown man like that with all these kids out here you know,"
Some people have less body consciousness than others. They have a good time at nudist camps, or so I'm told.
Neighbors say the man opens his door in the nude and even talks on his cell phone all in clear view of his neighbors. They're disgusted and fed up.
Other people have a fascination with their own pee-pees. They have a good time in the bathroom or under the covers.
"Because my daughter grew up in this neighborhood. Even this week, when she was home from spring break, she would call me at work and say 'Mom, I'm getting ready to go outside, but let me check if he's out there first'. That's how bad it is in the neighborhood," another neighbor Adrienna Harris said.
Other people have very high body consciousness and a fascination with their own gennies. They insist on showing it all off, preferably loaded, to the general public. Perhaps we could define that point as "perversion" and throw the nasty things in jail.
Posted by:Fred

#8  I bet they can get him on some neighborhood beautification ordnance violations though!
Posted by: DarthVader   2015-03-17 20:30  

#7  A nudist of Lewis and Harris
Stood eating his beta vulgaris.
His habit was spartan --
A tat of his tartan
Picked up in his time with the paras.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2015-03-17 19:49  

#6  A nudist was in his front garden,
Just getting his prize rhubarb chard in,
When two polite Mormons
Observed his performance
And beat it while begging his pardon.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2015-03-17 19:30  

#5  Charge him with insufficient exposure!
Posted by: irishrageboy   2015-03-17 16:39  

#4  AA5839, how old was she and what did she look like? It makes a big difference.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2015-03-17 15:04  

#3  Stay tuned to this Channel for the evening news, Pictures at 11 !!!
Posted by: Fleger Chaimble7683   2015-03-17 14:20  

#2  Rode a submarine tender out of New London last few years I was in the Navy, there was one lady who stood behind her screen door naked and watched us go out and come back. I forgot to complain several times.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2015-03-17 12:06  

#1  Isn't there a line that when you put your trash out, it's no longer legally protected from unlawful search and subject to examination down at the precinct house?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2015-03-17 11:56  

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