You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Short Attention Span Theater-
Florida man brings neighbor's dead body to lawyer's office
2015-03-09
A southwest Florida man put his dead neighbor in the bed of his pickup truck and drove to his lawyer's office claiming he'd killed the man in self-defense.

Attorney Robert Harris told the News-Press of Fort Myers that 52-year-old John Marshall showed up around 4 p.m. Wednesday, saying he didn't know who else to trust.
The other voices in his head included.
Attorneys called 911 and Marshall spent hours at Harris' office before finally leaving for the hospital around 10:30 p.m. He had a swollen lip, missing tooth and what appeared to be two broken thumbs.

According to Harris, Marshall wrestled a gun away from his neighbor and fatally shot him earlier Wednesday. The two men had apparently been in a dispute over property work.

Lee County Sheriff's deputies declined to say whether Marshall would be arrested.
Posted by:gorb

#3  
Posted by: BigEdLB   2015-03-09 15:39  

#2  Re: WTF is this schit?

Alice "Weird Al" Cooper, sister and namesake of at least two entertainers? (Yeah, I knoooooow.)
Posted by: Anice Nim   2015-03-09 15:25  

#1  Habeas corpus, Dude.
Posted by: Anice Nim   2015-03-09 15:18  

00:00