Three week growth of Kosher Kudzu on river bridge.
| Of course it's kosher! Note that it eats neither meat nor carrion, though it will not object if the soil is fertilized by the decaying carcasses of critters caught in the undergrowth, and thus is of the category of plants that are kosher. Venus fly traps, on the other hand... |
The report comes as Al-Jazeera and the Guardian continued Wednesday to release purported spy cables, which again raised startling claims about Israeli intelligence.
| "We were just testing to confirm the theoretical upper limit of gulliblity, Captain Ari, really! David has to go back to write his thesis, and this seemed a perfect test case." |
"Towards this end Israel's Ministry of Science and Technology conducted extensive experiments, and eventually created a type of plant that flourishes on the surface or the banks of the Nile and that absorbs such large quantities of water as to significantly reduce the volume of water that reaches Egypt," the Guardian quoted. The newspaper noted that the allegation could be false and South Africa "guilty of naivety", but if true, "then Mossad is guilty of reprehensible tactics".
| Or of discovering an inexpensive way to drain malaria swamps throughout the world, incidentally providing the locals with a source of clean drinking water... once Mossad's scientists figure out how to get the water out. |
