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Kim Jong Un has an amazing new haircut. We have many, many questions.
2015-02-20
Posted by:Ebbang Uluque6305

#6  To add to the trivia: Pudge's haircut when he was made leader was the same style his grandfather wore. Likely this was to reinforce the connection and de-emphasize Pudge's youth.

Not that he has a few years and executions under his belt, looks like the Phatoah is going for his own look.
Posted by: Pappy   2015-02-20 13:53  

#5  Well, he certainly would appear somewhat taller.

Between this styling and the elevator shoes, he could be the 'Giant in the Land'.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2015-02-20 11:59  

#4  I would say that this new haircut signals six more weeks of winter.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2015-02-20 10:22  

#3  I heard Zero was so impressed, he's gone to the K.J.Un Style (pronounced Ca-jun')

Posted by: One Eyed Omater9484   2015-02-20 09:05  

#2  It started with the Barracuda Steve.
She had tremendous Jowl potential, could have feed a Nork assault battalion for a week after the surgery.

So that's why jowls is trending.
Posted by: Shipman   2015-02-20 06:13  

#1  As a Kremlinologist Norkologist, I would say the haircut is an attempt to draw attention away from his jowls. This means the rice harvest news is bad and greater food shortages are expected.

China will alternate between rolling her eyes and siccing her little lapdog on the developed world for an extra ration of grain.

Note: If you are interested in trading foodstuffs for nukes and Scud parts, I know a guy who knows a guy.

As a CIA analyst, I would wonder why jowls are a trending topic on the interwebs.
Posted by: SteveS   2015-02-20 00:39  

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