[DAWN] Two more polio...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...
cases were registered from Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa
... formerly NWFP, still Terrorism Central...
and Fata on Wednesday, taking the total number of reported polio cases in 2015 to nine.