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Bangladesh
Two youths killed in Rab shootout at Jatrabari
2015-02-06
[PRIMENEWS.BD] Two unidentified youths
Good lord -- our first no-namers, the epitome of poverty in Bangladeshi society.
were killed in an alleged incident of shootout
...alleged means claimed but not proven, so possibly the reporter got it wrong and our two poverty-stricken nameless lads are safely home with their mothers, as alive as you and I, dear Reader...
with the Rapid Action Battalion (RAB) at Jatrabari area
...suitably proletarian, one hopes...
in the city early on Wednesday.
That'd be O dark thirty, one imagines, when all law abiding citizens are safely tucked in their neat little beds...
The identities of the youths aged around 30 were not known immediately
Of course not, when they had no names to know, though here in the West full grown men of thirty years are no longer considered youths
Well, life is hard in Bangladesh. They could've been fifteen, but looked thirty.
...
after the incident at Katherpool area of Matuail in Jatrabari.
"What incident?"
"The incident. Surely you haven't already forgotten -- it was a nine days' wonder for at least a day and a half!"
Sub Inspector (SI) Mamun of Jatrabari police Station said miscreants hurled bomb at petrol vehicle of Rab when the elite force fired at the miscreants leaving the two injured.
Now there's an efficient statement, leaving out only the informative call from
Mahmoud the Weasel's grandnephew, who'd taken over the family business when Gramps dialing finger got a bit too arthritic, Spidey senses tingling in the suitably proletarian miscreant hidey hole cum meeting place, henchmen disappearing as if they'd never been, and the Spot whereupon the bullet-hit miscreants took a well-trained fall
They were taken to Dhaka Medical College Hospital where the on-duty doctor declared them dead, the SI added.
"They're dead, Jim."
"Dr. Quincy, how do you always know?!"
Posted by:Fred

#1  Now there's an efficient statement, leaving out only the informative call from
Mahmoud the Weasel's grandnephew, who'd taken over the family business when Gramps dialing finger got a bit too arthritic, Spidey senses tingling in the suitably proletarian miscreant hidey hole cum meeting place, henchmen disappearing as if they'd never been, and the Spot whereupon the bullet-hit miscreants took a well-trained fall


(Whew!! My lips got tired just reading that efficient statement. Methinks somebody spiked TWs tea or else she went through an entire package of Godiva Chocolates)
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2015-02-06 15:58  

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