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First Rantburg Photoshop Contest
2014-12-22


While we at the Burg are not anything like Worth1000.com, we do enjoy a good image. To that end, see the image in this post? We think Pudgy Fat Boy Suet Face Kim Jong Un doesn't look quite "right".

We think you can help.

We propose a contest: modify Pudgy's image in this pic so as to make it more 'truthy' to the world and more entertaining to us. Given what happened to the movie "The Interview" and the spittle that comes from KCNA any time the Norks perceive that their dearest midget leader has been insulted, we think this is a great time to show them what we think of the corpulent, pestilent dwarf.

You may recall that someone photoshopped a similar pic of Pudgy's evil daddy to wear a bunny suit. That works here as well but be creative.

The winning entry is one that makes Fat Boy the object of greatest ridicule. We hope the winning entry will be circulated widely around the internet. The winner receives accolades, our gratitude, and a year subscription to the Burg.

Please observe these rules:

1) JPG files only
2) no larger than 110K
3) no larger than 500 pixels wide at 72 pixels per inch
4) nothing obscene or salacious by Rantburg standards
5) you can combine elements from other images but the final entry must be recognized as having started from the contest image above
6) enter as may times as you like, but each image should be different

You can forward your entries in a reply to this post. Alternately you can email your entry to: fred-at-rantburg-dot-com (if you can't figure that out you shouldn't be using email, or a computer, or oxygen).

Good luck and happy photoshopping!
Posted by:Steve White

#22  Sent in a couple, best I could do with the kids and all.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-12-22 19:13  

#21  If I knew how to run Photoshop, I'd have a red dot on his forehead, or his head would be exploding.
Posted by: gorb   2014-12-22 16:03  

#20  You misspelled pustulent, Fred.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2014-12-22 13:55  

#19  "How come the NORKs like those really big sombrero uni hats?"

They think the hats make them look taller, Bill.

Like that'll happen.
Posted by: Barbara   2014-12-22 13:22  

#18  Well, he's not that tall and he's not that slender.

He's a fat little dwarf that if you look at other pictures in no where near as tall at those "all hat no ranch" generals.

How come the NORKs like those really big sombrero uni hats?
Posted by: Bill Clinton   2014-12-22 11:52  

#17  Where's his wife? Looks like he ate her (and not in a good way either...).
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-12-22 01:44  

#16  In what is left of my mind, I see Suet-face co-starring with either Wile E (involving missiles). or the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz (something about asking scarecrow about where does one go to get a brain).
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-12-21 19:12  

#15  Tonight! The Rockets.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-12-21 16:44  

#14  Target pic needs more pixels. It's hard to photoshop a thumbnail.
Posted by: jpal   2014-12-21 16:39  

#13  Does this entourage make my ass look big?
Posted by: Silentbrick   2014-12-21 15:58  

#12  All I got is 26 Joanie's.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-12-21 14:25  

#11  "We're too wide to meet the 'Burg standards, you guys tighten up behind. We don't get a chance like this every day."
Posted by: KBK   2014-12-21 14:23  

#10  Naw that's just foreshortening. Something I didn't learn about till I was 20. The lack of knowledge and poor depth perception played hell with my self-image.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-12-21 14:16  

#9  They photoshopped pudgy to be taller than any of the generals...that and they took about 40 pounds off of him in the process
Posted by: Bill Clinton   2014-12-21 13:55  

#8  Boys. Too many boys.
Posted by: Joluter Chosh7817   2014-12-21 13:49  

#7  That fourth general from the left who is out of step has, it appears, wintered very well.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2014-12-21 13:03  

#6  The fourth General from the left is out of step. Time for reeducation camp.
Posted by: Titus Chesh8843   2014-12-21 12:38  

#5  He's probably pissed that someone didn't pay attention to the memo regarding color-coordination.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2014-12-21 11:39  

#4  What's the, pardon the expression, deadline?
Posted by: Shipman   2014-12-21 09:55  

#3  "...ONE! Singular sensation, every little step she takes, ONE! Thrilling combination, every move that she makes..."

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2014-12-21 09:30  

#2  Cookie grab.
Posted by: Ackoopmed   2014-12-21 09:09  

#1  That is one heck of a lot of bell-hops. What hotel is that? How much luggage did he bring?
Posted by: Super Hose   2014-12-21 00:48  

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