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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran Unveils Advanced Military Hardware After Nuke Talks Fail
2014-12-04
[WashingtonFreeBeacon] New cruise missiles, torpedoes, warships, combat helicopters unveiled
Death rays, interstellar transports, boson discombobulators, interdimensional forceps, the whole nine yards...
Posted by:trailing wife

#3  And don't forget the dreaded photoshop of DOOM!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-12-04 08:42  

#2  Interdimensional Forceps are rarely used as weapons, originally devised when it was discovered that Schrödinger's cat was or was not preggers and was getting ready (or not) to deliver muons or anti-muons as the case may be.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-12-04 08:38  

#1  They've got an Illudium Q-96 Explosive Space Modulator.
(Expect Earth-shattering kaboom in 5,4,...)
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-12-04 07:54  

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