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Exploding Excrement Topples Building In China, 15 Injured
2014-11-25
[AnNahar] A cesspool filled with excrement has went kaboom! in central China, injuring 15 people and knocking down a building, state-run media reported.

The blast was apparently sparked by a local man burning waste close to the cesspool, igniting methane gas which was emanating from the pit, the Xinhua news agency said late on Sunday.

The incident in Zhangjiajie city, in the central province of Hunan, caused a residential building to collapse and three of the injured had to be hospitalised, Xinhua said.

China's urban infrastructure has often been hastily built with little regard for safety as hundreds of millions of people have moved from the countryside to cities in recent decades.

In another excrement-related incident, a man and his mother both died trying to retrieve his wife's new mobile phone -- worth 2,000 yuan ($320) -- from a toilet septic tank, reports said in May.

The man jumped in to try to locate the phone but was overcome by fumes and passed out, according to Dahe, a web portal run by the provincial government in central Henan province.
Posted by:trailing wife

#7  Fun stream. Well done all.
Posted by: Incredulous   2014-11-25 16:21  

#6  The shitter exploded, leaving the building in a complete State of Palestine.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-11-25 12:48  

#5  Metaphor alert.
Posted by: charger   2014-11-25 11:55  

#4   The same thing could happen at an Obama, Holder, Sharpton get together.
Posted by: OCCD   2014-11-25 09:05  

#3  Smells like... limericks! Awesome. Nice timing, too, me being a shadow of my usual shadow these days.

Confucius say, "Man in pagoda
Who notice most powerful odor
And light match to see it,
Exploding the shee-it,
Is probably Democrat voter."
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-11-25 08:55  

#2  No attempt at a ZF here, but.........

I've always figured that this is the end destined for the State Department......and the odds seem to be shortening every day.
Posted by: AlanC   2014-11-25 07:52  

#1  
Ammonium nitrate or methane in it?
There came an explosion from the cesspit
Sprayed a light shade of brown
The building came down
Leaving 15 Chinese in shit.

And while serious, it's a little absurd
That an event such as this has occurred
The residents of Zhangjiajie city
Don’t look very pretty
When they’re hit in the head by a turd.

Not quite as good as Zenobia Floger6220. But hey, at least I had a go...
Posted by: Incredulous   2014-11-25 04:30  

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