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The Champ: American People Want 'New Car Smell' in 2016 Campaign | |
2014-11-24 | |
[ABsee] "I think the American people, you know, they're going to want -- you know, that new car smell. You know, their own -- they want to drive something off the lot that doesn't have as much mileage as me," Champ told ABC News Chief anchor George Stephanopoulos. Harvardian used car lot metaphors, so very "you know".....presidential.
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Posted by:Besoeker |
#11 The 'new car smell' was spoiled by hauling a load of baby piglets in the back seat. They got carsick & incontinent, and that smell is permanent. |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-11-24 21:47 |
#10 So Bambi did keep one promise, #9 NMBS. He promised to "fundamentally transform" America, and he's been working on the whole time. >:-( |
Posted by: Barbara 2014-11-24 19:16 |
#9 This man cannot think in any terms or on any issue that doesn't have relevance to him, and we will spend a very long time cleaning up the messes he has already made. He has spent 10 trillion in debt for absolutely nothing, enslaved the healthcare system to an entitlement lifestyle, ruined much of the middle-level military and intelligence agencies, destroyed decades of trust built throughout the world, introduced deceit as openly commonplace in the Presidency, insinuated racial preference throughout the senior civil service, allowed nuclear proliferation in the middle east, swamped the engine of assimilation on immigration, and people are so afraid of being called racist that they refuse to consider the most deserved impeachment ever imagined in a Presidential term! What an epic display of stupidity by the American people....perhaps the last they will ever be able make as a nation as a consequence! |
Posted by: NoMoreBS 2014-11-24 18:17 |
#8 Will need a new car by then. This one is not designed to do anything a car was. It will also be empty and probably burnt out so new car smell spray will not work for that. And you may also forget about the hood ornament. |
Posted by: newc 2014-11-24 17:58 |
#7 I'd be happy with a car that didn't pull to the Left. |
Posted by: SteveS 2014-11-24 16:17 |
#6 How'd the new car smell work out in 2008? Not very well, it's still reeking to this day. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2014-11-24 15:08 |
#5 When enough Donks think that impeachment is better for the sympathy vote they'll get in 2016 than with this man still in office in 2016, they'll be the ones talking about it. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2014-11-24 15:02 |
#4 WHY do we comment when the one speaks, ignore him, as he's done to us. We know he lies. That's enough. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2014-11-24 12:19 |
#3 Really? Then they will vote out every incumbent on both sides of the isle. No? Then shut the fuck up champ. Stop spewing your mindless shit all over us. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2014-11-24 12:16 |
#2 "New Car Smell" =/= "Old Tuna Seiner" Not Ready for Hillary |
Posted by: Frank G 2014-11-24 11:41 |
#1 We also want a car that stops when we hit the brake. |
Posted by: BrerRabbit 2014-11-24 11:22 |