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350-Pound Thief In Motorized Scooter Caught Sitting On Stolen Walmart Steaks
2014-11-20
[THESMOKINGGUN] A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in the seat of a motorized scooter that he was riding around the South Carolina store.

Rodney Fowler, 43, was spotted Tuesday afternoon placing the steaks in his scooter by a Walmart loss prevention officer, according to a police report.

âSuspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,â cops noted.

The 5â 5â Fowler was then confronted by the Walmart worker and escorted back into the store, where he was later arrested by police for shoplifting. âDue to his size, the suspect was cuffed using two pairs of cuffs,â investigators noted.

Pictured above, Fowler spent about three hours in police custody before being released without bond. The fate of the rib eye steaks Fowler sat upon is not addressed in the police report (though hereâs hoping Walmart did not re-shelve the pressed meat).
Posted by:Fred

#2  Scooter Jerky - yum!
Posted by: Mad Eye Bucket2611   2014-11-20 08:33  

#1  Rodney the Fowler strikes again.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-11-20 07:27  

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