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| British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish |
| 2014-10-15 |
| [TELEGRAPH.CO.UK] British owner reunited with lost bird only to find he doesn't speak English any more |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #7 "Did you miss me, beloved ol' massa? I've come back to heat up the plaza, So viva la Raza! Manos a la masa! Cuz vamos a tirar su casa." |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-10-15 21:00 |
| #6 Let me know if it gives birth to midgets. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-10-15 17:46 |
| #5 Has it been checked for STD's? |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-10-15 15:39 |
| #4 I understand the parrot now has free tuition in the UC system. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2014-10-15 15:10 |
| #3 You might worry if the parrot goes for another sojourn, returns 4 years later speaking Arabic, Farsi, or Urdu. Better debrief him first. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2014-10-15 13:26 |
| #2 This could only happen in Southern California. |
| Posted by: frozen al 2014-10-15 10:57 |
| #1 You have to understand. He (the parrot) had bought a condo on the Costa Del Sol, and with the real estate collapse and all, it took some time to get his finances straight. (Sold out to a Moldavian executive.) |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2014-10-15 07:37 |