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Pudge has ankle surgery
2014-10-04
Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader who has mysteriously been missing from the public eye for almost a month, sparking rumours ranging from a stroke to a coup d'etat, is apparently just recovering from ankle surgery.

Mr Kim had fractured both of his ankles
He got so pudge his ankles collapsed?
and had surgery in Pyongyang in the middle of September to treat them, the Chosun Ilbo, South Korea's largest newspaper, reported on Tuesday, citing an unnamed source.

"I heard that Kim Jong-un injured his right ankle in June after pushing ahead with on-site visits and ended up fracturing both ankles because he left the injury unattended," the source said, adding that the leader had had the operation at the Bonghwa Clinic, an exclusive hospital for high-ranking party members.

Such is the fascination with North Korea, the world's most impenetrable country, that rumours spread like wildfire. But they are almost always impossible to verify.

Nevertheless, it is true that Mr Kim has become noticeably more corpulent rotund since he took over the leadership of North Korea from his father, Kim Jong-il, in December 2011. He was pictured limping in July during a ceremony to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the death of his grandfather, former North Korean leader Kim Il-sung, causing speculation about his health.
All that weight, something had to give...
But the gossip mill started up again last week when Mr Kim, the third-generation leader of North Korea, missed a regular session of the Supreme People's Assembly in Pyongyang. He has not been seen in public since September 3, when he attended a concert with his wife. The rumours went into overdrive when the state-run Korean Central TV said the "Great Successor" was in an "indisposed condition".
Gout, sepsis or sucking chest wound, in increasing order of preference...
"Despite some extreme blinding pain discomfort, our Marshal continues to come out and lead the people," said the narrator of a documentary called Improving the Lives of the People, showing footage of Kim staggering limping through the Taedonggang Tile Factory last month.

Outside commentators have guessed that Mr Kim has gout, which runs in the family, or has been drinking and eating too much. Diabetes and high blood pressure have also been put forward as possible causes of his absence.
If we had a CIA worth anything they'd be spreading the rumor on Weibo that Pudgy's been off'd and that some clique of generals is running the show. And they're planning to whack some other generals...
Weibo, China's version of Twitter, went crazy this week with reports that Jo Myong Rok, a North Korean vice-marshal who died four years ago, had overthrown Kim in a coup and sent his lieutenants to South Korea for negotiations. Talk spread so quickly that the Global Times, one of China's official papers, ran a commentary on Monday titled: "For those who make up rumours of coup in North Korea, is it so funny?"
We at the Burg would sure enjoy it. Pass the popcorn, Barbara...
Posted by:Steve White

#5  Dear Kim, if you're reading, please write us
As you convalesce -- it would delight us!
Are your feets really scary
Or only -- my theory --
Just venous stasis dermatitis?
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-10-04 20:53  

#4  Through his nostrals.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-10-04 12:09  

#3  ..and then he said, "here, hold my soju, watch me do this".
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-10-04 10:02  

#2  Usually the phrase is 'cut him off at the knees', but I suppose ankles will do.
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-10-04 07:28  

#1  'Surgery in Pyongyang' That sounds risky
Posted by: Airandee   2014-10-04 07:15  

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