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Naked woman climbs downtown Portland flagpole
2014-08-22
[KOMONEWS] Police say they've sent a 34-year-old woman to the hospital for a mental evaluation after she made a naked flagpole climb on the roof of a downtown Portland office building.

Police said she stripped about midnight Wednesday, hauled down the flag and then wrapped herself in it, brandishing a lighter and fire extinguisher.

Then, officers said, she began throwing construction glue from the building, listed as having 12 floors. Several vehicles were damaged.
Posted by:Fred

#4  USN, that's what firehoses are for.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2014-08-22 14:28  

#3  One thing overlooked in all this, who will be the poor slob directed to wash the flagpole after her naked stunt?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-08-22 14:05  

#2  All the while singing ...

Posted by: Javising Snore4333   2014-08-22 09:00  

#1  In an era without television and radio, people often looked for means of entertainment outside of the home. The Roaring Twenties saw an odd but not new spectacle of “flagpole sitting”. Pole sitting is the act of sitting on a pole, typically a flagpole, for as long as possible. Sometimes a small platform is placed at the top of the pole but often the pole sitter rests upon the pole unassisted.

Pole-sitting is related to the ancient discipline of Stylitism, or column-sitting. Famous column-sitters include St Simeon Stylites the Elder (c. 388-459) of Antioch (now Turkey) who sat on a column for 30 years. Stylitism was often a religious or meditative experience for the sitters.
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She sez she's meditating and refuses to watch teevee. She must be crazy. Take her away Sidney.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-08-22 03:04  

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